rabbits, fish, and birds. oh my!
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This was entertaining! I miss the flea markets up there. Glad you are enjoying them. Down here the flea markets consist of tube socks and the latest plastic dinnerware. ; )
ReplyDeleteYuck! tube socks made of polyester I bet.
ReplyDeleteAnd what is the latest in plastic dinnerware?
ReplyDeleteDinnerware:Still pink with light blue flowers. or ducks with a blue ribbon around the neck. Tube socks are cotton but wear out after a few washes. Ha! Yes, I bought them. Still debating the plastic ware.
ReplyDeleteHello Jane,
ReplyDeleteLove the Magic Mirror and I love flea markets. I missed the big one in Dallas this past March. BUT, there is a flea market in Denton which I hope to get to go to sometime soon.
Happy July 4!
Feeling somewhat better!
Kris
LOL, this post made me laugh. I love the re-purposed globe.
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