rabbits, fish, and birds. oh my! The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. ” Stephen Wright “Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” Stephen Wright “I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.” Jack Handy “ Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out. ” Jack Handy Magic Mirror : Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies inc...