flea finds: act two








rabbits, fish, and birds. oh my!






The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.   Stephen Wright


 
“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.”   Stephen Wright









  “I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.”   Jack Handy





Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let's hear it for Cinderella! Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White! And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piƱa coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!   "Shrek"


One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx





6 comments:

  1. Cristie without the hJuly 1, 2011 at 4:17 AM

    This was entertaining! I miss the flea markets up there. Glad you are enjoying them. Down here the flea markets consist of tube socks and the latest plastic dinnerware. ; )

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  2. Yuck! tube socks made of polyester I bet.

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  3. And what is the latest in plastic dinnerware?

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  4. Cristie without the hJuly 1, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Dinnerware:Still pink with light blue flowers. or ducks with a blue ribbon around the neck. Tube socks are cotton but wear out after a few washes. Ha! Yes, I bought them. Still debating the plastic ware.

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  5. Hello Jane,

    Love the Magic Mirror and I love flea markets. I missed the big one in Dallas this past March. BUT, there is a flea market in Denton which I hope to get to go to sometime soon.

    Happy July 4!

    Feeling somewhat better!

    Kris

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  6. LOL, this post made me laugh. I love the re-purposed globe.

    http://popcornpugspeonies.blogspot.com/

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