rabbits, fish, and birds. oh my!
|“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.” Stephen Wright|
“Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.”
|Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Let's hear it for Cinderella! Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White! And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! "Shrek"|
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.